Smergle 

When you take a can of paint and cover your dick in it then take a paint brush and shove it into the woman's ass hole then fuck her with your paint covered dick

Dave: Yo last night me and my girlfriend had an awesome time doing the Smergle on the other hand cleaning up was a bitch

Smergle by Pokemon fetish dude June 10, 2011

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

smeaglet 

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

shergle

An insult which is substituted to replace a harsher one.

Instead of saying son of a bitch, John was called a shergle.

shergle by BuffGnome February 5, 2023

smurgle 

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008