Smeglog

Smeglog is when someones foreskins harden and when it hardens like AOT Crystal Hardening, it eventually forms into a log-like material.

"Did you clean your foreskin?"

"Yeah there was a Smeglog!"

Smeglog by SmegGodMop July 10, 2026

smegligence 

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip

Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.

smegligence by M Boogie December 25, 2020

smellogorgon 

he is like the demogorgon from stranger things but his head is replaced by a nose, he has a very big penis and loves to massage young women's titties.

"Did you see how the smellogorgon manhandled Jennifer last night?"

smellogorgon by smellogorgon October 4, 2019

Smellogg´s 

Stinky ("uncharacteristic off-flavor and smell") Kellogg´s cereal brands Corn Pops, Honey Smacks, Froot Loops and Apple Jacks, that produce nausea and diarrhea in consumers.

Mother: "What´s wrong sweetie? C´mon finish your cereal, we are late for school"
Daughter: "Mom... You don´t love me anymore? Why are you killing me with these stinky Smellogg´s?"

Smellogg´s by rperazag June 29, 2010

Smeglock 

A sexually transmitted disease transmitted from the hottest guy in your town.

The Head nurse of the town calls everyone who has slept with the hottest guy in town and says,"You might has contracted Smeglock."

Smeglock by Specialist. January 1, 2021

smegnog 

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

smellogorgon armed forces

The Smellogorgon armed forces is a highly specialized group of the best smellogorgon warriors within the multiple tribes of smellogorland. Equipped with SMAK-47s and Smapache Smellocopters, they have multiple divisions like smellogorgon team 6 who do multiple raids of mouthogorgon HQs.

"Did you see how the smellogorgon armed forces took out that mouthogorgon outpost?"

smellogorgon armed forces by smellogorgon October 11, 2019