Smeglorf is the long lost cousin of Alf in the Alfion language the name references to warriors who often leave the battlefield to get it on with the ugliest locals. Smeglorfs have a taste for the unwanted. Smeglorfs are over run by there utter dirty sexual desires. they smell like an ostrich that has been training for the annual ostrich rotten food mud race in which only one ostrich can survive.
by Definitely not a Smeglorf May 17, 2019