6 definitions by StarvinMarvin

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."

Beer and cereal. Often consumed by stoned frat boys and single men in their 50s

A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."