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smegrock 

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes
Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off
smegrock by The smegman June 5, 2016
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sieglock 

sieglock a german word for lord or master
1)bow to your sieglock
sieglock by alora sieglock(yep) October 16, 2008

Seaman Smedlock 

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.
And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.
Seaman Smedlock by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005