smegload

Derived from the term smeg, meaning "stupidly large amount of". Can be used with various other adjectives to produce larger amounts

A metric smegload.
"He's just bought an Imperial smegload of booze."

by Thalifer March 29, 2004

Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

smegladyte

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

Smegladoff

What I call the girl I love.

You're such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023

smegladoff

A word she made up that can mean anything.
(When I say it to her it means she is someone I love.)

She's such a smegladoff.

by Bzlots May 9, 2023