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a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

Words you can keep

smegnoid

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.

Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.

smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006

Related Words

smegnog • smegnoid • slegnog • Smegjog • Smeglog • smegg nog

Smegnoid

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.

Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!

Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010

slegnog

a hurtful word. Such as LOSER.

Also known as a pig.

wow alexis your such a slegnog!
Are you really calling me a slegnog??

Aww look at the cute little slegnog!
Wow caro! your acting just like a slegnog!
On Christmas day we eat slegnog!!

slegnog by FIONA AND MERCEDES January 18, 2010

Smegjog

Some guy with a scabby face that has serious social issues when drunk. He will often be a bit of a cunt when drunk yet really boring when sober..

Fucking hell m8, you're being a proper Smegjog tonight!

Smegjog by BRANDONATOR March 6, 2014

Smeglog

Smeglog is when someones foreskins harden and when it hardens like AOT Crystal Hardening, it eventually forms into a log-like material.

"Did you clean your foreskin?"

"Yeah there was a Smeglog!"

Smeglog by SmegGodMop July 10, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026