smegnog

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

smegnoid

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.

Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.

by Hand Relief November 22, 2006

Smegnoid

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.

Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!

by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010

slegnog

a hurtful word. Such as LOSER.

Also known as a pig.

wow alexis your such a slegnog!
Are you really calling me a slegnog??

Aww look at the cute little slegnog!
Wow caro! your acting just like a slegnog!
On Christmas day we eat slegnog!!

by FIONA AND MERCEDES January 18, 2010

Smegjog

Some guy with a scabby face that has serious social issues when drunk. He will often be a bit of a cunt when drunk yet really boring when sober..

Fucking hell m8, you're being a proper Smegjog tonight!

by BRANDONATOR March 6, 2014