Smegjog

Some guy with a scabby face that has serious social issues when drunk. He will often be a bit of a cunt when drunk yet really boring when sober..

Fucking hell m8, you're being a proper Smegjog tonight!

Smegjog by BRANDONATOR March 6, 2014

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Smegjob

When you havent showered in a couple of days, your cock is full of smelly smegma. And a girl gives you a blowjob.

Your mom gave me a smegjob last night! She said it tasted like thotianas asshole

Smegjob by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019

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smegnog

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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