Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SmegGodMop

Smegplate

Smeplate is basically when you get Smegma and put it on whatever you're eating and is using it as a condiment.

"Yo Bro, Whatchu eating."
"I'm eating a Smegplate"

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Smeglog is when someones foreskins harden and when it hardens like AOT Crystal Hardening, it eventually forms into a log-like material.

"Did you clean your foreskin?"

"Yeah there was a Smeglog!"

Smeglog by SmegGodMop July 10, 2026

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Smeggyplate is when you cover any plate of food with Smegma.

Yo, bro! Whatchu eating..?
"A Smeggyplate, its a one of a kind."

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