(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip
Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.
The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.
Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?
Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.
