Smafh 

'shaking my actual fucking head'
When an idiot so dumb you could kill them writes you

Bob: 'you know, your pants look green'
Jeremy escuella Javier Jamie pascal: smafh

Smafh by Smafh March 1, 2024

Key smash 

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

Key smash by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

smash with a floppy by tybjack December 14, 2016

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

clam smashers by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.

"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

Bay Area High School Smashers by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019

Smashbook 

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.

Smashbook

Smashbook by funihuni September 6, 2013