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Social. Mentally. Athletically. Fucked.
"Haha look at that weirdo over there. He's always alone..."
"Yeah, man, he is so smaf"
SMAF by Soldier of Love May 22, 2010
Words you can keep
Shaking My Angry Fist
Why is my eye twitching??!!? SMAF!
SMAF by Rabble Rubble Rabble April 26, 2013
Related Words
smaf smafe Smaffle smaft smafuck smafb smaff SMaffection smaffer Smaffy
The strategic cropping of a photograph to cut out a female's face.
"His girlfriend's face remained anonymous to his online friends, as he had smaffed her face." - Atashicola
smaf by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
Bro, you know the hot girl next door to me? The girl is so horny and wild in bed man! I fucked her last nite and she kept on yelling SMAF me baby SMAF me. I was fucking her doggystyle n spanking her fine ass so hard. The sound we made was great sex music, it was like PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! PAP! PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! Then the girl said oh yes SMAF harder. I love it when a man takes charge n takes good care of business in bed. Be a strong cowboy n SMAF me. Im like damn man the chick’s damn fucking wild man. Im just lucky.
SMAF by JP Mournier November 12, 2020
As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.
smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."
That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.
smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008
Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.
I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.
smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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