SMAF

Social. Mentally. Athletically. Fucked.

"Haha look at that weirdo over there. He's always alone..."
"Yeah, man, he is so smaf"

by Soldier of Love May 22, 2010

SMAF

Shaking My Angry Fist

Why is my eye twitching??!!? SMAF!

by Rabble Rubble Rabble April 27, 2013

smaf

The strategic cropping of a photograph to cut out a female's face.

"His girlfriend's face remained anonymous to his online friends, as he had smaffed her face." - Atashicola

by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

SMAF

Spank My Ass Forcefully

Bro, you know the hot girl next door to me? The girl is so horny and wild in bed man! I fucked her last nite and she kept on yelling SMAF me baby SMAF me. I was fucking her doggystyle n spanking her fine ass so hard. The sound we made was great sex music, it was like PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! PAP! PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! Then the girl said oh yes SMAF harder. I love it when a man takes charge n takes good care of business in bed. Be a strong cowboy n SMAF me. Im like damn man the chick’s damn fucking wild man. Im just lucky.

by JP Mournier November 13, 2020