SMAF
SMAF by Soldier of Love May 22, 2010
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SMAF by Rabble Rubble Rabble April 26, 2013
smaf
"His girlfriend's face remained anonymous to his online friends, as he had smaffed her face." - Atashicola
smaf by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
SMAF
Bro, you know the hot girl next door to me? The girl is so horny and wild in bed man! I fucked her last nite and she kept on yelling SMAF me baby SMAF me. I was fucking her doggystyle n spanking her fine ass so hard. The sound we made was great sex music, it was like PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! PAP! PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! Then the girl said oh yes SMAF harder. I love it when a man takes charge n takes good care of business in bed. Be a strong cowboy n SMAF me. Im like damn man the chick’s damn fucking wild man. Im just lucky.
SMAF by JP Mournier November 12, 2020
smafuck
As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
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smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008
smaff
Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.
smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009
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