6 definitions by Vermont Fag
Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).
Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?
They're clam smashers.
They're clam smashers.
by Vermont Fag February 1, 2017
Allyson: I have a taste for some blackened clam strips.
Tonayleeza: I got some of them you can have!
Allyson: Great! I'm ready to eat some clam strips now!
Tonayleeza: I got some of them you can have!
Allyson: Great! I'm ready to eat some clam strips now!
by Vermont Fag November 3, 2016
That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.
by Vermont Fag December 18, 2016
This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".
John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016
by Vermont Fag December 23, 2016
Phil: Hey Buck is there any Heady Topper left in town (Hardwick, VT)??
Connor: Sorry Buck it's all been tooken.
Connor: Sorry Buck it's all been tooken.
by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016