Smashable

A Level of Hotness for a Girl. Smashables are girls that you would definately have sex with sober, willingly and quickly if given the chance. Smashables are right behind the top tier of hotness which is Edible

Yeah there are a bunch of Smashables in the bar tonight.

by Copperspot of the Undercity May 18, 2009

Smashable

Meaning a person is ready for you to "smash", or you would "smash" them.
aka; put your p in their v or v on v or p in b
DO IT WITH THEM , but in a less vulgar way.

I saw this hot girl at the club, she was totally smashable.

by youngrichouttacontrol February 22, 2011

Smashable

A girl who is definitely someone who could, would, or should be smashed. Characterized by their ability to make sandwiches and give head...at the same time.

Dude, she is smashable, tell her to make you a sandwich then smash.

by Jow Chang October 20, 2010

Smashable

A woman (or man) that, if you were to undergo sexual intercourse with, you'd perform unusual, hardcore porn like moves in attempt to have a painful yet pleasureful sex, causing him/her to limp for 2 weeks after.

Josh: What do you think of that girl buying a flirtini?
Nortn: Oh that blond one? She's definatly smashable.

by Boz Gunn December 24, 2007

Smashable

When a girl is way to hot that ugly guys still think they could smash her.

See that chick? Shes so smashable.
Your mom is so smashable!

by Spyronation Gaming October 13, 2017

Smashability

A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.

"Hey Mary is pretty hot."

"What's her smashability level?"

"Its a solid 8."

by Kashmando October 03, 2011

smashable

a girl or women that is very attractive, thus you want to have sex with, to smash with

She is very smashable.

by vtboyinfl June 08, 2010