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A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.
The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk
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A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.
Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
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randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.
that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.
by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 02, 2007
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Key Smashing is an action done when someone is experiencing extreme emotion-- generally happiness or frustration-- by slamming hands down on the keyboard and hitting random letters/ keys. It can be in all Caps, lowercase or a mixture of both.

also relates to a asdfasdfasdf
a typical, happy, key smash: " I just got a new puppy! ASDXHFCGJMHJDRERZFD! SOO CUTE!!!!"
by katzpyjama March 16, 2010
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A keysmash is typically what an lgbt+ person does when they find something funny. A keysmash is created by slamming ones hands on a keyboard or pressing random keys. Only tops keysmash.
"(keysmash) KSBHDJDHGNBFHNVSAHGFVGJHDSM THAT'S SO FUNNY I'M CRYING"

"(keysmash)SBHJSGMFBHDJGHBJMFNJGHF I'M GONNA KILL YOU. DIE."
by practically god August 13, 2019
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