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Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.
Smashbook
by funihuni September 6, 2013
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smashbombed

The word used to describe someone overly drunk or high, or a combination of those two effects.
Look at Tim, he's such a shitshow. Tim replies, I'm smashbombed.
by Tim Lemaham December 13, 2009
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Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.
"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"
by bacon remedy October 27, 2014
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smackbook

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
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Smoshbock

A person who can be rude with some people, but nice to others. They are very narcissistic and they don’t want to interact with most people.
Here comes the smoshbock, he’s been looking at the mirror for the last 15 minutes.
by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019
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Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech
Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"
by theflb June 15, 2011
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smashroom

the room where everyone has sex and leaves the door open.
Jack: yo ima go to the smashroom with Sara
James: Damn bro can I watch?
by ZlatBurger January 8, 2022
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