Slumpcake

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011

slumpcam

When you take a photo of someone who fell asleep and you put it on twitter/instagram/facebook/etc.

@iambill123 haha my niqqa ptfo'd #slumpcam (insert picture)

by itsmebitch August 16, 2012

Slumpacker

1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.

Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.

by Swampybaby February 13, 2019

slumpage

An extra difficult chart in a rhythm game, specifically games like StepMania/DDR/(Not)ITG and more recently A Dance of Fire and Ice.

Bro, that slumpage chart is actually brutal. Do they even verify these before releasing?

by cudsys October 22, 2022

slutcake

Colorful term used when providing examples of how slutty someone is.

"When she had sex with that guy she had just met an hour ago and never even asked him what his name was, well, that was just icing on the slutcake."

by J. Prizzle October 11, 2006

slumcave

A comfortable sanctuary designed chiefly for the enjoyment slovenly pastimes, such as watching movie marathons, or enjoying a hangover or comedown. May be a cushion fort, day-bed or similarly padded couch-like hollow. Must be sufficiently warm and padded such that it is easier to stay in than leave.
May also provide temporary accommodation and convenient spoonerism for one's cumslave.

Ed: Did you go to Ben's place after the party?

Sam: Yeah, we spent all day in the slumcave watching 80s movies.

by number86 June 15, 2011

slupcake

A combination of slut and cupcake.
1.To describe how slutty, whoreish a girl can be.
2. What to call someone when you're ticked at them.

1. "Dayum, Ally is being such a slupcake!"
2. "Give me the shit, slupcake!"

by raynbo January 19, 2008