Blumpcake

When you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
This is similar to a Blumpkin but you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.

Hey babe,can you give me a blumpcake?

Blumpcake by freaky shit May 25, 2024

blumpkee 

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

blumpkee by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

blumpken 

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

blumpken by Lord Dorpaldonger August 17, 2004

Blumpcano 

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.

Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.

Blumpcano by PooderNYC May 17, 2006

Blumpkeroo 

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

Blumpkeroo by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

blumpkeroni by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

Bumpacked 

adj. bumpacked

for a place to be so packed that everyone's bums are touching.

'hey Louie, lets get on this bus,' "no way it's bumpacked. wait for the next one"

the airport was bumpacked, lots of people getting away for the summer.

Bumpacked by trollface1 September 5, 2011