Swampybaby's definitions

NFD

No fucking drama

We're here to party this weekend people so its NFD from here forward.

by Swampybaby October 31, 2015

labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

Hannibal Lecture

A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.

Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

DDbD

An idiom playing on the acronym D.D. / Due Dilligence. DDbD stands for Due Dilligence be Damned which portrays an investment strategy based on impulse rather than research.

DDbD Jack. Its now or never to get in on this stock!

by Swampybaby February 4, 2019

Slumpacker

1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.

Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.

by Swampybaby February 13, 2019

ciggiebutted

Depicts the scenario when someone is out at a party, bar, or disco and they accidentally drink from a beverage tainted by a cigarette butt.

Check put his grimace. Tell tail sign of being ciggiebutted.
I got ciggiebutted just as I was gathering the nerve to speak to him.

by Swampybaby February 14, 2019

Fibonacci Dequence

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

by Swampybaby January 1, 2018