Sleeptard

Someone who sleeps every day, all day and is a hassle to wake up!

Sonia, you're a sleeptard!

by DubstepHQ July 9, 2010

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sheeptard

Sheep - blindly follow's the herd, lack of invidualism
Tard - retarded, of low IQ and knowledge.

A person without consciousness and ability to think for themselves to their own detriment.

Look at all of those sheeptards voting for _______.

by Lexvegan February 12, 2008

Sleeptasticles

A curious blend of the words 'sleep', 'testicles', and 'fantastic'. This word is generally used having made yourself look like a total tit on an online forum by getting drunk and posting random, misspelt messages which provide great and varied entertainment to those privileged enough to be witness to such events, and said drunk poster is going to sleep, or pass out in a corner, or whatever.

The word was coined by Ultimate Metal forum member King Richard in a highly entertaining post named 'paaartty!1!'

King Richard: jagerboms are the shit!!!!!!! fuckin wasted mangs! FUCkyESS

Krigloch the Furious: gross! Redbull is terrible.
Irish Car Bombs are the way to go

King Richard: kriggles is the man too1!
i had a bad night wijth carbombedeeeers one night
fuckthers somethn wron with my shift button god

Rabid Headbanger: You really can't type well drunk, can you?

King Richard: yoiure the man rabid1
fuck typin1 who neesd to typ srsly

King Richard: fuk joo all
sleeptasticles

Ender Rises: I have never laughed so hard in my life than I just did at this thread. King's gonna regret this shit in the morning.

by old1eye July 23, 2008