Yo that bitch is a septard !
by Jizzmonkey26 June 11, 2018
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My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009
Get the Sextardation mug.Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
by KieranK August 5, 2007
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The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!
by Sextarded March 25, 2009
Get the Sextarded mug.Any one who is blindly skeptical to the evidence around them, regardless of research done on any given topic, in addition to any one who refuses to do the research necessary, before jumping to conclusions.
Brian: Hey Jeff, you realize that the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations ruled JFK's assassination the result of a conspiracy right?
Jeff: Oh you kooks.
Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.
Jeff: Oh you kooks.
Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.
by James543675 April 19, 2011
Get the Skeptard mug.Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
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