septard
septard by Jizzmonkey26 June 11, 2018
12-steptard
Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
Sextardation
A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009
seatard
Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
Sextarded
Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
Skeptard
Any one who is blindly skeptical to the evidence around them, regardless of research done on any given topic, in addition to any one who refuses to do the research necessary, before jumping to conclusions.
Brian: Hey Jeff, you realize that the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations ruled JFK's assassination the result of a conspiracy right?
Jeff: Oh you kooks.
Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.
Jeff: Oh you kooks.
Brian: Us kooks? No, it's you Skeptards that refuse to go and fact check for yourself.
Skeptard by James543675 April 19, 2011
Sextard
Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Sextard by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).