joo

Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.

H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!

by SizzlinGyrl August 7, 2003

joo

A person of jewish origin

"Hey, joo."

"Look at that joo over there."

by notajoo May 27, 2004

joo

Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)

Headstrong owns joo kids.

by CFX February 2, 2003

joo

One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.

Beef Niu ro Knee-oh – row
Chicken Ji ro Jee – row
Pork Zhu ro Joo – row

by Forte July 20, 2004

joo

Internet slang term for you, seen commonly in Counter-Strike.

Joo next, biatch!

by rezzix November 14, 2002

joo

A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO

I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo

by Albert11 February 13, 2008

joo

jewish, jooish, joobot, semitik

henry is such a joo, dirty joo, so frumpy.

by neblar January 22, 2008