Slapate 

It is the joined words of (slap) and (Yourself in Spanish)., usually used within Hispanic or Spanish speaking pochos.

"Dude slapate!!"

"cabron no seas pendejo, slapate weii"

Slapate by Real chicaron September 13, 2011

slapute 

An action deserving of a slap and a salute at the same time

You recent action deserves a slapute. It was terrible and yet awesome

slapute by Fuzz0 May 15, 2017

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

slamatee 

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

slamatee by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Slapster 

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.

I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.

Slapster by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

Slamateur 

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

Slamateur by dangermaus April 20, 2004

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

slapsterbating by horny narwhale March 6, 2015