Slamateur

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

by dangermaus April 20, 2004

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

Slamster

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 10, 2005

slamatee

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Samater

Meaning: heaven and kindness.

Samater is a nice guy who is very talkative. He always says exactly what's on his mind. He is also very passionate about music and loves most genres, but will judge people who listen to pop or country.

Also: synonym for vaper.

- Hey! Who changed the music?
- It's probably Samater. He hates Taylor Swift and pop music.

- Have you seen my samater?
- I think you left it at the club.

by Kamelen March 13, 2018

Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009