Slapage 

A smacking sound that comes from two partners while having sexual intercourse.

David: "What's that noise?"
Sarah: "Oh, thats just my roomates having sex."
David: "Wow, that's some serious slapage."
Sarah: "Oh I know."

Slapage by David_k927 December 1, 2013

slapage 

the sound of genitalia slapping on other body parts

person 1: damn i hate having a big dick
person 2: haha you're crazy. why do you hate it?

person 1: when i run my slapage is too much. i feel like everyone can hear it

slapage by zacharyH February 7, 2018

slayage 

amazing awesomeness, the act of killing it. From slay.

This song is pure slayage!

The slayage is too much to handle.

slayage by Tuphlorasis April 27, 2015

joint slayage

when two or more people come together to be YASSS

yasss our joint slayage

joint slayage by bossbabeification September 30, 2021

Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Slayage 

Verb:The Act Of Slaying

Ellen has a pure essence of slayage on her talk show.

Slayage by Thomas9507 January 29, 2015

Vocal Slayage

When someone delivers an insane high note that metaphorically slays your ears.

Yuju really had unbelievable vocal slayage.

Vocal Slayage by RSCSnopes April 15, 2021