A language created through the act of smashing two words together with dissimilar meanings to create a new fictitious word. Then using said new word in the completly wrong context resulting in mass confusion.
We have restructured our company and departments to promote improved communication. Here is the new "organational" chart. Sabanese
Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen