slamatee

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Slamateur

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

by dangermaus April 20, 2004

spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

by Paswa August 19, 2008