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Slapperbating 

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.
John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

slasturbating 

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

slasturbating 

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate
John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

Slapturbating 

When you aggressively slap your genitals to complete ejaculation.
Person: Do you slap to get off?

Person #2: What do you mean?

Person: You know Slapturbating, when you slap yourself to nut
Slapturbating by NjamesC April 1, 2020

sleepsterbating 

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
sleepsterbating by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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