slapute 

An action deserving of a slap and a salute at the same time

You recent action deserves a slapute. It was terrible and yet awesome

slapute by Fuzz0 May 15, 2017

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Saputello 

Italian for smartass.

Antonio called Ezio a saputello when he suggested going through the front door of a heavily guarded palazzo. from Assassin's Creed II

Saputello by Colin.Is.Terrified April 12, 2010

Slapster 

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.

I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.

Slapster by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

slapsterbating by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

Slapster 

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks

Trish can be a real slapster at parties.

Slapster by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006

slapsteamer 

when u take a huge shit into a sock,a bag,or andthing that will hold a huge load. tie the sock/bag off swing it around your head like an old fashion sling shot, go slap some one in the face with ur steaming load

-charles took a huge steamy load into his sock and ran up to his buddy chester and slaped him in the face with it

-i ran up to that cop and gave him a slapsteamer

slapsteamer by mmmfood08 April 4, 2006