Sachmeister

A Type of German lap dance that involves as large and unconvincingly dressed transvestite that leaves you thoroughly uncomfortable.

The ugly bitch insisted on giving me a Sachmeister, lets just bloody go

by Alex Appolonovas Bare Ass September 13, 2023

scheister

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms

When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister

by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Slackmeister

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.

'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

by LTTF (Loyalty to the Frau) February 27, 2009

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

sagemeister

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.

"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"

by Jessica June 18, 2006

Schneister

Schneister(V) 1. Quit schneisterin' around. 2. You really schneistered your way out a that one. 3. "You ready to schneister?"

1. Schneistering is not for the weak.
2. You really tried to schniester your way into her pants.
3. "So what'd you guys do?" "We scheistered around a little."

by Schneisterer#2 October 30, 2010