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scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Slackmeister 

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.
'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

Schmeiser 

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
Schmeiser by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

Schmeaster 

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.
Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!
Schmeaster by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

sagemeister 

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.
"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"
sagemeister by Jessica June 18, 2006

Schneister

Schneister(V) 1. Quit schneisterin' around. 2. You really schneistered your way out a that one. 3. "You ready to schneister?"
1. Schneistering is not for the weak.
2. You really tried to schniester your way into her pants.
3. "So what'd you guys do?" "We scheistered around a little."
Schneister by Schneisterer#2 October 30, 2010