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Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Slackmeister 

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.
'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
dickmeister by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
You know him - always dickmeistering!”
Dickmeister by Jsmink May 23, 2022

stinkmeister 

Chase needs to take a bath, he’s a stinkmeister.
stinkmeister by Reallygirrr May 18, 2018

Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.
Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!
Hickmeister by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009