1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 12, 2012

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Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

by kjlynn March 15, 2015

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Skyrimin'

The act of playing Skyrim. Usually implies that an individual has rearranged all priorities in life and has placed playing Skyrim as their number one hobby. An individual who truly partakes in Skyrimin' has most likely abandoned all social interaction with the outside world; this includes school, work, and family time.

Jake: You coming to my party this weekend bro?
Ryan: No man, I'll be Skyrimin' all weekend

Girlfriend: How come you never come over anymore?
Boyfriend: Sorry babe, I've been too busy Skyrimin'

Mom: I havent seen you in a week! Are you in a gang?!
Son: No, mom. I've been in my room Skyrimin' the whole time

by RyGuyyy November 15, 2011

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