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Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.
I got skrumpt, so hard.
skrumpt by Skrumpt October 21, 2017
When an English person tries to do an impression of a Polish person, Skrimski is the first word that comes to mind.
Hello Dad. Skrimski LEVANDINVSKI Son!
Skrimski by Mike Southrop June 14, 2021

Strumskin 

The act of getting a blow-job while playing the guitar.
"Henry was jamming and received a strumskin"
Strumskin by STYLE DCVII 137 March 31, 2009

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime
𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.
skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020
To seek and/or obtain rimjobs.
I be skrumpin' yee yee.
Skrump by Juan Maloviche Cartolo March 18, 2010

Skrumptious 

adj. A word describing a girl (or guy) who has a tendency to Arc-Skrump.
1: I got the 4 lokos, you Skerpin' tonight?
2: No, I was fittin' to, but Michelle is hella Skrumptious tonight.
1: So you Skrumpin' then?
2: Yee, the final frontier.
1: Alright good luck with that.
Skrumptious by Juan Maloviche Cartolo November 19, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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