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Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.
I got skrumpt, so hard.
skrumpt by Skrumpt October 21, 2017
When an English person tries to do an impression of a Polish person, Skrimski is the first word that comes to mind.
Hello Dad. Skrimski LEVANDINVSKI Son!
Skrimski by Mike Southrop June 14, 2021

Strumskin 

The act of getting a blow-job while playing the guitar.
"Henry was jamming and received a strumskin"
Strumskin by STYLE DCVII 137 March 31, 2009

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime
𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.
skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020
To seek and/or obtain rimjobs.
I be skrumpin' yee yee.

Skrumptious 

adj. A word describing a girl (or guy) who has a tendency to Arc-Skrump.
1: I got the 4 lokos, you Skerpin' tonight?
2: No, I was fittin' to, but Michelle is hella Skrumptious tonight.
1: So you Skrumpin' then?
2: Yee, the final frontier.
1: Alright good luck with that.