skrumpt

Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.

I got skrumpt, so hard.

by Skrumpt October 21, 2017

Scrumpty

A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

scrumptious

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

by Babygurl May 5, 2005

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

scrumptious

1. excellent

2. delicious

She sure knows how to make a scrumptious stack of pancakes.

by Light Joker April 25, 2006

scrumptious

when some one looks soooooooooo hot that you would just want eat them like

don't i just look so fucking scrumptious today

by imsoooooscrumptious June 1, 2018

scrumptious pussy

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.

Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?

by Stoopid One January 15, 2021