Skyrimmed

The result of being smote over the head by a Giant, while at the same time attempting to jump-dodge the blow causing your character's corpse to fly uncontrollably high and automatically respawn 10 seconds later without even reaching the peak of the parabolic arc.

Evan though he tried to run, Jon got Skyrimmed hard.

by avatarmonkeykirby November 25, 2011

Skyrimmed

Anally licking out your boyfriend/ girlfriend while they playing Skyrim.

'and then I skyrimmed her, it really helped her get through that boss battle...'

by addictedtodrpepper November 14, 2011

Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020

Skyrimmed

An act that leaves a consumer feeling as though they've just been anally raped and had $60.00 stolen from their wallet when a company knowingly sells them a faulty game or product.

Loading... Loading... Load... Lo What? Damn it I just got Skyrimmed.

by hunter328 March 2, 2012

Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

by kjlynn March 15, 2015

Skyrimer

Someone who plays Skyrim all hours of the night, has 50+ hours logged on the game and is addicted. This person is constantly playing Skyrim. This person no longer contributes to the economy because they spend all their time at home. Also this individual has no social life, because they end up neglecting their girlfriend and their friends. The only way a Skyrimer socializes is through chatting online with their friends while playing Skyrim.

A Skyrimer is a individual who stays up until two or three in the morning, sometimes pulling all nighters playing Skyrim.

by mryan707 January 29, 2012

Skyrimming

Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.

Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming

Bill was skyrimming, now his dog and his children are dead. Yay! Dragons!

by weeble dave November 12, 2011