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Rapey's word for "angry lookin bitch"
"Why do you look damn skrumpy?
"What're you looking at, you skrumpy lookin bitch?
Skrumpy by show_me_family September 26, 2022
When you are hungry but your stomach hurts
“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”
skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018
Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.
I got skrumpt, so hard.
skrumpt by Skrumpt October 21, 2017
Demomans drink of choice
Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT
Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020
A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
scrumpy by Black Flag May 28, 2004

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime
𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.
skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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