Sitcow 

The typical woman, who's weight, size and stature are characteristic of the bovine genus and who reside in the town of Sitka, Alaska.

There isn't hardly a woman on this island who hasn't overly grazed on french fries and cheeseburgers and admitted herself into the local herd of Sitcows.

Sitcow by thosealaskaguys December 6, 2012

sitkowned 

Exaggerated version of word owned or pwned. Is considered by many online users to be the superlative form of the word. Is named after convicted child molester Kevin Sitko. Sitko attempted to spam a forum at www.nsxprime.com by asking people to visit his gambling website. When online users got suspicious about his background, his address showed up after a simple online search and indicated that he had been convicted of child molestation. Sitko, who has an address in North Carolina, left the forum and returned under another user name. He denied being the previous user but the other users discovered his new alias and exposed or owned him again. He might have attempted to imitate an attorney but this is somewhat difficult to prove. A picture of him was discovered online and another man is in the background. Nobody can prove the other man is trying to defend Sitko or if Sitko assumed a third alias. Nevertheless, he was owned again. Www.nsxprime.com was, over the next few hours, flooded with new members from websites as far away as Australia and the UK. There is also talk on the forum of users attempting to have a form of his name used to represent the highest form of ownage. It also means to be owned repeatedly.

1. You may have been owned but the criminal was sitkowned!

2. He tried to lie and was owned when his identity was revealed. He tried to lie again and was pwned. Still, he refused to give up and, after countless tries, was sitkowned.

sitkowned by SchMikey January 12, 2008

Sitcom moment 

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.

"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

Sitcom moment by Sweet and James May 26, 2009

sitkowned 

To be absolutely owned online in the worst possible way, usually involving mugshots and links to a user's sex predator website.

Holy crap! NICK NSX just got totally sitkowned on that forum!

sitkowned by alby5268i January 12, 2008

Sitcom

A term for a television series involving the same cast of actors who play the same characters in different scenarios each week in what is commonly referred to as an “episode”. Though not strictly confined to the genre, most sitcoms are comedic in nature, hence the name “sitcom” which is an acronym for “situation comedy”. To sum up what is a fairly ambiguous term, a sitcom is what keeps everyday people from watching the news, thus becoming enraged at seeing what is really going on in the country and thus setting about to murder all of Congress.

A sitcom may include: "Will and Grace" - "Friends" - "Sex & The City" etc.

Sitcom by nethcev! October 22, 2006

Sitkowned 

To be royally owned as in the case of Nick Sitko, confirmed internet spammer who was exposed as a convicted sex offender, after denying his own identity and affiliation to his own illegal gambling website.

"Dude, did you see that kid fall off the roof?
He got totally Sitkowned."

Sitkowned by Bruce Willis January 8, 2009

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

sitcom by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006