sitkowned 

Exaggerated version of word owned or pwned. Is considered by many online users to be the superlative form of the word. Is named after convicted child molester Kevin Sitko. Sitko attempted to spam a forum at www.nsxprime.com by asking people to visit his gambling website. When online users got suspicious about his background, his address showed up after a simple online search and indicated that he had been convicted of child molestation. Sitko, who has an address in North Carolina, left the forum and returned under another user name. He denied being the previous user but the other users discovered his new alias and exposed or owned him again. He might have attempted to imitate an attorney but this is somewhat difficult to prove. A picture of him was discovered online and another man is in the background. Nobody can prove the other man is trying to defend Sitko or if Sitko assumed a third alias. Nevertheless, he was owned again. Www.nsxprime.com was, over the next few hours, flooded with new members from websites as far away as Australia and the UK. There is also talk on the forum of users attempting to have a form of his name used to represent the highest form of ownage. It also means to be owned repeatedly.

1. You may have been owned but the criminal was sitkowned!

2. He tried to lie and was owned when his identity was revealed. He tried to lie again and was pwned. Still, he refused to give up and, after countless tries, was sitkowned.

sitkowned by SchMikey January 12, 2008

sitkowned 

To be absolutely owned online in the worst possible way, usually involving mugshots and links to a user's sex predator website.

Holy crap! NICK NSX just got totally sitkowned on that forum!

sitkowned by alby5268i January 12, 2008

Sitkowned 

To be royally owned as in the case of Nick Sitko, confirmed internet spammer who was exposed as a convicted sex offender, after denying his own identity and affiliation to his own illegal gambling website.

"Dude, did you see that kid fall off the roof?
He got totally Sitkowned."

Sitkowned by Bruce Willis January 8, 2009

stOWNed 

Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.

stOWNed by ScareCrow July 22, 2003

strowned 

Exclamation for when you have super-triple-owned someone. See owned, but to a much greater degree.

Accompanying hand gesture involves a simulated air pump of the crotch followed by an aggressive gesticulation which could be interpreted as flinging spunk in the recipients face

After lobbing a sticky grenade onto domination flag b and killing the entire enemy team, Max exclaimed "They got strowned!"

strowned by Nom de plums June 14, 2011

Stowned 

Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.

Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!

Stowned by Cruorem September 28, 2008

stowned 

A way of saying owned when you're stoner friend or something gets owned.

Friend: "Man, last night I was so stoned and my dad came into my room naked and beat me!"

You: "STOWNED!"

stowned by Ben Guild May 17, 2006