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Sitcow 

The typical woman, who's weight, size and stature are characteristic of the bovine genus and who reside in the town of Sitka, Alaska.

There isn't hardly a woman on this island who hasn't overly grazed on french fries and cheeseburgers and admitted herself into the local herd of Sitcows.

Sitcow by thosealaskaguys December 6, 2012