Sitcolepsy

The condition of falling asleep or finding it difficult to stay awake anytime one is sitting. This could be at a loud event or even driving (consult your physician)

He always falls asleep when he is driving. I think he has sitcolepsy.

by Wonderword Woman Maui January 4, 2023

Sarcolepsy

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

by ajuk November 27, 2009