Shwayzted

Being so drunk that you don't care what any one thinks of you. See also; life of the party.

Man I got so shwayzted last night that I hit on Pat Brown from Sing It Loud.

drunk plastered wasted

by Shwayzted shwag July 2, 2009

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.

IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."

by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

Shwayze

New Hip Hop / Indie artist coming straight out of Malibu California. His crew makes up with other performers such as Adler, Cisco, Avalaon, and Mickey. Well known in the Socal region now going worldwide with their hit single; "Buzzin". Performs with great smooth delivery and relaxing beats. Check out Shwayze!

Dude 1 - "Yo did you hear the new Shwayze song??"
Dude 2 - "DUDE it was in a Pontiac commercial, freakin ill!"

by kimbov June 15, 2008

swayzed

When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm

oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.

by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009

Shwayze

A rapper from California who sing slow rap like his hit

"Corona and Lime," along side many of his other songs. He was also on the reality t.v. shoe Buzzin' that showed the route to becoming famous.

-OR-
That perfect type of drunk where you're more charismatic, confident with the females, have swagger, where you don't care, and everything's fun but, you don't feel sick at all, and you'll remember the night.

@Longwood Highschool, MI,NY

Example 1:
Bro 1: Bro, you hear that Shwayze mixtape "Love Stoned?"

Bro 2: "Yea that shits dope."

Bro 3: "That's my love making tape."

Example 2:

John: "Matt you drank a lot are you good, how you feeling?"

Matt: "Man, I'm just chilling... im shwayze."

Untitled Hoe: ""oooooooooo" Matt (;"

by MattyCakes77 August 12, 2011

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

shwayze

to be good; to be all good; to be in a state of semi-perfection, where the only limiting factors are environmental and completely out of your control (IE life, ambient smells, people around, your personal life situation); also defines a upandcoming Hip-Hop Artist known as Shwayze, not because of the fact that it defines proprietary well being, but because it is ironically similar to the actor Patrick Swayze's name.

"man, I'm off work and its shwayze"
or
"lets go get a blunt and kick it, life's shwayze"
or more classically
the NOTORIOUS biggie quote related to glocks and being shwayze....

by BabaPoet December 11, 2008