443 definitions by Kevin

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a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush
lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding
by Kevin October 15, 2004
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It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.
by Kevin February 27, 2005
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Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
by Kevin March 20, 2008
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any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.
Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
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having an extreamly hairy pubic reigon.
your pubarincy levels are at about a 29, were gonna need you at about a 3.
by Kevin April 14, 2003
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