Kevin's definitions

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.

"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"

by Kevin June 19, 2006

Spork

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

by kevin February 21, 2004

wedgy

when your ass is wet and you sit down for a while but by the time you get up the panty is stuck in your asshole so u have to get it outta ur ass

I'm wedgy again
-Why??
This friggin panty suck in my ass auch!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004

Yak Butt

Someone with a large ass approximately the size of a Yak.

Dude, that ckicks Yak Butt almost tuched me.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

freedom of speech

I'd like to provide you all with some text i've recieved in a journalism class. The entire first quarter of the year was spent on the first amendment. Our rights of the first one inlclude ONLY these: Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, and right to petition. For the freedom of speech part, there ARE some limits. Some legal limits. They are:

Clear and Present Danger
Fighting Words
Libel and Slander
Obscenity
Conflight with Other Legitimate Social Or Governmental Interests
Time, Place and Manner

So no, you dont have the legal right to say 'fuck you' on national television, or show your tits during a superbowl halftime show. I agree that we SHOULD be able to curse etc. as we feel, but there do need to be a few limits so that we dont abuse it. Just so everyone knows, the 5th one means that in times of crisis(war) the government can restrict it for security(idioticly). They can also place a gag order on the press during war and participants in a trial. I agree this is idiocy, but you have no constitutional right to tell someone to fuck themself on CSPAN.

Freedom Of Speech isnt as general as most people think

by Kevin November 9, 2004

talking timmy

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak

I just got braces in, does it sound like I'm talking timmy?

by Kevin March 9, 2005