Kevin's definitions

celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

xanga

an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.

heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!

by kevin May 1, 2006

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005