Swayzeed 

Adjective
1. Drug intoxication that results in the appearance of a profoundly exaggerated age.

My ex-girlfriend moved to across the Bay and became part of the drug culture there. The first time I had seen her after five years, I was appalled by how swayzeed she looked.

Swayzeed by Steve Patrick Landon July 13, 2016

swayzeed 

A backhand with the palm of your hand

A pimp slap that is greater than a pimp slap

To hit or slap someone/something with so much force and so much epicness that can only be described as a swayzee

Bro, you full on swayzeed that mother!

She just full on swayzeed his shoulder.

Did you see that ninja kitty swayzee that dog upside the face? I did.

He just swayzeed him in the face! That was so badass.

swayzeed by Recon Corps September 20, 2013

Patrick Swayzeed 

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

Patrick Swayzeed by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

swayzed 

When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm

oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.

swayzed by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009

Swayzee Goggles 

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

Swayzee Goggles by Jackson Tinos January 6, 2009

Swayzedog 

Simply a cigarette, named after the famous actor who sucked down several packs during the filming of the oscarworthy film, "Roadhouse", a provocative action movie that takes place in the midwest,about a bouncer that helps to clean up a nightclub called "The Double Deuce" in Joplin, Missouri.

Dude, I'm cravin' some serious nicotine, hand me a Swayzedog.

Swayzedog by Le Dude April 18, 2009

Patrick Swayzed 

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.

Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.

Patrick Swayzed by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009