Shlaysted

The act of getting Shit-faced, Laid, and Blasted.

"Oh man over spring break, I got shlaysted...i don't even member the name of the girl!"

by Will Fuckerr February 6, 2009

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

sam shlafstein

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein

“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020

Schraysted

(ADJ): to become entirely intoxicated off numerous types of alcohol and partake in activities of questionable morality, while having an insanely fun time and improving the lives of all around you, just by being near them

Did you meet that girl Katie last night at the party, she was definitly schraysted and the highlight of my night!

by kiki2010 May 10, 2010

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Slayster

If your a Slayster you a master of slaying, all day, every day

Slaysters plural is multiple slay masters
Its a proper noun and must ALWAYS be uppercased

omg Slayster!!!
OMG you are a Slayster!!!
Honestly stop your such a Slayster!!!

by i.love.cats.lol May 12, 2022

Shasted

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

by Matt Devore November 12, 2005