Shvitch 

A massive junkie, usually someone that owns a vaporizer and likes to make up stories about hookups.

Shvitch: "I don't know man, I just didn't wanna do it."

Shvitch by caaaaaack July 26, 2010

Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

suvitch 

any woman in an SUV who immediately goes over to the passing lane, regardless of what speed she's going. Often seen chatting on a cell phone or with kids in the back seat.
Contraction of "SUV-driving bitch"

I would have gotten here sooner, but I was stuck behind a suvitch.

suvitch by joespagg February 19, 2006

shmitch 

to ride around in a jeep and dip

yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town

shmitch by capoe January 3, 2009

shitcha 

A combination of shit and yeah.

>Do you wanna hit up SoBe this weekend?
>Shitcha!

shitcha by mayebomb June 10, 2005

Shitch 

An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.

Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?

Shitch by BippyDeluxx February 7, 2008

shitchrist 

It is sort of a substitute for the popular "Jesus Christ!" exclamation. Not so much a substitute, just putting the words together.

"Shitchrist, Roger! That's the third time you've broken the fax machine this week!"

shitchrist by D-Joint May 13, 2005