schvitch

to dump a large, majestic load that is glorious in nature. A shit that enspires beauty.

My last schvitch was so glorious, they put it on the cover of Time Magazine.

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Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

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“One chicken schnitchel please Mitchell”

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A massive junkie, usually someone that owns a vaporizer and likes to make up stories about hookups.

Shvitch: "I don't know man, I just didn't wanna do it."

Shvitch by caaaaaack July 26, 2010

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Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore

My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.

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I have a pile of schritchdizxles!

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