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Schmitch 

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.
Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020
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schnitchel

How Kane thinks Schnitzel is pronounced...what a dick head.
“One chicken schnitchel please Mitchell
schnitchel by ratbag640 March 24, 2019
A massive junkie, usually someone that owns a vaporizer and likes to make up stories about hookups.
Shvitch: "I don't know man, I just didn't wanna do it."
Shvitch by caaaaaack July 26, 2010

schvinchter 

Is a female so backed up from taking it in the ass both holes are clogged and are no good for nothing anymore
My boy dumped that schvinchter, she is so backed up she wears diapers, cuz the crap is oozing out of her.
schvinchter by Cally kelly October 27, 2019

schritchdizxles 

A very big clutch of food
I have a pile of schritchdizxles!