Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist.
by YourQuestionIsNotAvailable October 29, 2011
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(n.) A superhero without an actual heart, but still managed to win millions and billions of hearts.
Iron Man loves his daughter 3000.
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To do something with great balls very quickly. You may little time to do it. Sentence must start with "Dude!"
Dude I have to go Iron Man my 100 page essay due in three hours.
Dude we bought hella pizza we have to Iron Man the rest!
Dude I have to go Iron Man my girlfriend tonight.
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Iron Man is a fictional comic book superhero who appears in books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by writer-editor Stan Lee, developed by scripter Larry Lieber, and designed by artists Don Heck and Jack Kirby. He made his first appearance in Tales of Suspense #39 (March 1963).

An American billionaire playboy, industrialist, and ingenious engineer, Tony Stark suffers a severe chest injury during a kidnapping in which his captors attempt to force him to build a weapon of mass destruction. He instead creates a powered suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Later, Stark augments his suit with weapons and other technological devices he designed through his company, Stark Industries. He uses the suit and successive versions to protect the world as Iron Man. Initially, Iron Man was a vehicle for Stan Lee to explore Cold War themes, particularly the role of American technology and business in the fight against communism. Subsequent re-imaginings of Iron Man have transitioned from Cold War themes to contemporary concerns, such as corporate crime and terrorism.
Iron Man possesses powered armor that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. The armor is invented and worn by Stark (with occasional short-term exceptions). Other people who have assumed the Iron Man identity include Stark's long-time partner and best friend James Rhodes; close associates Harold "Happy" Hogan; Eddie March; and (briefly) Michael O'Brien.

The weapons systems of the suit have changed over the years, but Iron Man's standard offensive weapons have always been the repulsor rays that are fired from the palms of his gauntlets. Other weapons built into various incarnations of the armor include: the uni-beam projector in its chest; pulse bolts (that pick up kinetic energy along the way; so the farther they travel, the harder they hit); an electromagnetic pulse generator; and a defensive energy shield that can be extended up to 360 degrees. Other capabilities include: generating ultra-freon (i.e., a freeze-beam); creating and manipulating magnetic fields; emitting sonic blasts; and projecting 3-dimensional holograms (to create decoys).
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A test of endurance that requires one to engage in intercourse with a girl from every sorority at the appropriate university.
"I just need a AXO to complete my Iron Man circuit!"
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Something that is incredibly awesome in a non war-machine way. (See "war machine")
Dude that guy totally just jumped over that hood! That is so iron man!
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the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them
Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!
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