Definitions by joespagg

neeb 

(n) Any person who acts drunk, stupid, or is just a general nuisance; an assh*le.
(v) to get drunk or act like an idiot.

neebed; neebish; neeber
Contraction of 'inebriate'.

Better pass this guy. He's driving like a neeb.

Q: What are you doing for St. Pat's?
A: Goin out to get my neeb on!

neeb by joespagg March 19, 2006

headlights 

set of woman's breasts

She stunned me with her headlights.

headlights by joespagg February 21, 2006

suvitch 

any woman in an SUV who immediately goes over to the passing lane, regardless of what speed she's going. Often seen chatting on a cell phone or with kids in the back seat.
Contraction of "SUV-driving bitch"

I would have gotten here sooner, but I was stuck behind a suvitch.

suvitch by joespagg February 19, 2006

high-beams 

visibly erect or aroused nipples on a woman's breasts. Usually seen through an article of clothing, such as a t-shirt.

She must be cold... her high-beams are on.

high-beams by joespagg February 18, 2006