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visibly erect or aroused nipples on a woman's breasts. Usually seen through an article of clothing, such as a t-shirt.
She must be cold... her high-beams are on.
by joespagg February 18, 2006

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set of woman's breasts
She stunned me with her headlights.
by joespagg February 18, 2006

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any woman in an SUV who immediately goes over to the passing lane, regardless of what speed she's going. Often seen chatting on a cell phone or with kids in the back seat.
Contraction of "SUV-driving bitch"
I would have gotten here sooner, but I was stuck behind a suvitch.
by joespagg February 18, 2006

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(n) Any person who acts drunk, stupid, or is just a general nuisance; an assh*le.
(v) to get drunk or act like an idiot.

neebed; neebish; neeber
Contraction of 'inebriate'.
Better pass this guy. He's driving like a neeb.

Q: What are you doing for St. Pat's?
A: Goin out to get my neeb on!
by joespagg March 18, 2006

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