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Suffitaint 

When the buttocks of a male or female engulf the face of another person causing suffocation with their taint/gooch/butthole.
I was horrified when I walked in on Zach shouting "Here comes the suffitaint" as he crouched, asscheeks agape, over Larry.
Suffitaint by maMFz11 October 8, 2018
Related Words

shuffing 

Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally.
(its complicated).
When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?
shuffing by biblibongs February 21, 2022
A condition of human suffering,in owning way too much stuff,and realizing that one owns too much stuff.
John looked into the garage,and realized he was suffering from stuffitis. He had to find a way to get rid of all that useless junk.
stuffitis by Triumph Herald May 4, 2009
A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.
Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.
stuffit by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Shufflituitous 

When an MP3 player (or iPod) is set on "Shuffle" and keeps picking just the right songs in a row. Etymolog- Shuffle + Fortuitous
My iPod is having such a shufflituitous day, I'm loving it!
Shufflituitous by Timmybung November 19, 2009

Shuffing 

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn
Dude I got shuffing on my penis
Shuffing by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020