Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

shuffing

Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally.
(its complicated).

When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?

by biblibongs February 21, 2022

shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules October 06, 2015

shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

by Shotty rules October 13, 2015

SHUF

An acronym that stands for "Stupid Hetero Ultimate Fuckup". A very derogative term for a straight person. It is pronounced as "shuff".

Guy 1: That guy was totally ragging on us for being queer.

Guy 2: Don't worry, he's just a shuf.

by Paul Japan January 01, 2008

Shuf

Someone who is having sex on a daily basis

He used to shuf every day

by Kal12 April 17, 2018